14 New Year Promises That Are Made Only To Break On 1 January…!!!

Finally, 31 December is about to come and all of us are busy in making resolutions for welcoming new year in our own way… All set to enjoy New Year with different promises but what’s the funniest part is that all these promises generally break on first day of New Year and i.e. 1 January… Though these promises are very common and normal in our life but lazy people always make them break out…!!! Find out which resolution you are going to take for this New Year and will you beat these promises…!!!

#1.Galiaa Will Be Banned For Forever…

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Bhen#@!*, [email protected]$*## all abusive words are made to unstuck with tongue… But this poor tongue can’t live with these words anymore… So one more promise to break down…

#2.No Daaru Desi Or Videshi…

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It will be a very funny resolution not to touch even a single bottle of vodka or whisky… In fact, New Year can’t be started with this ingredient…

#3.Smoking Is Prohibited From 1 Jan…

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Smoking… No never… After all smoking is injurious to health… But addiction comes first not health…

#4.Maa Kasam, Ab Padhai Hi Padhai Karni Hai…

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Full concentration only on study and study… No more extracurricular activities… But what happen when friends invited to New Year party on 1 January…

#5.Only Dieting, No More Calories…

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No more junk food, hands away from chips and ice-creams… Only dieting and dieting… But at last, “new year party me sab chalta hai yar, ek din se kya fark padta hai”

#6.Jogging Shoes Purchased Only To Put Them In Shoe Rack Always…

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Purchase jogging shoes on 30 December to fulfill New Year resolution but now think to sell those online as still are new and unused…

#7.Sharp 5 am Booked For Gym And Exercise…

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Fitness is now first priority will wake up at 5am and rush toward gym… But on 31 January at midnight 3 am a song rang- “Are abi to party shuru hui hai”

#8.Lord Hanuman To Worship Only Because No More Flirting…

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No girls, no flirting… Only worship lord Hanuman… But this bloody heart is too sensitive, as start beating fast after seeing a hot and sexy girl…

#9.50% Cut Off All Networking Sites…

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No more facebook, no more whatsapp from 1 January… But hands are not in control while uploading party pics…

#10.Punctuality Is First Preference…

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Never being late to college or anywhere… Always be on time especially when girlfriend calls on a date… At last on 2 January she is waiting, and you are in deeply madly in your New Year party hangover…

#11.First Priority Is Only Job…

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“I have to take a job now… And it’s my resolution”… After 5 days of struggle sitting on home and enjoying movie… And convince own by saying will try hard in next month, no worries at all…

#12.Try To Being Human Not Animal…

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Till now an animal is living inside body who is too much Junglee but now it’s the time to change because 1 January is here… But do loads of try, still jungleness can’t leave you…

#13.Will Never Bully Anyone…

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Try to love everyone and keep bullying aside… Momentary promise will break down when friends instigate to bully someone…

#14.Try To Give Respect To Elders…

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All elders are gifted with full respect from New Year but when elder sister came on way toward watching TV than all promises are find their place in dustbin…

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