16 CHEESY PICKUP LINES YOU SHOULD NEVER USE ON A GIRL!

Saw a beautiful girl? Want to start a conversation?
What can be more better than a good pickup line. It works as a great icebreaker between two strangers.
But its not as easy as it sounds. Sometimes, it can totally turn off a woman and you may also lose her.
So, here the 15 cheesy pickup lines you should never say to a girl.

1.”does your father work in a bomb factory, cause you look no less than a bombshell”.

does your father work in a bomb factory

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Seriously dude! This one is more older than the uncle who comes in MDH masale ads.

2. Are you an appendix? Because i would love to take you out.

Are you an appendix

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No, i am not vestigial like you.

3. “hey, great legs, what time do they open?

You must be a broom

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They don’t open. They just kick assholes like you.

4. Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material.

Do you know what my shirt is made of

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Over confidence is never good, guys. Staying from such pick up lines will help for the better.

5. Excuse me; could you give me directions to your house?

Excuse me

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No. But i can surely give you the directions to police station.

6. You must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.

You must be a broom

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Thanks for comparing me to a broom. Next what, a vacuum cleaner?

7.Hey girl! Guess what? Its your lucky day, because of all the girls out here, i decided to pick you up.

Hey girl

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Wait, wait, wait. You are not Tom Cruise, right? So, don’t act like a superstar.
Guys, girls like men who are humble and down to earth. Try to be one.

8.Did you just fart, because you just blew me away.

Did you just fart

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So, do you feel and smell the fragrance in air. Now, you get lost.

9.I lost my phone number. Can i borrow yours?

I lost my phone number

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Not sure about phone number, but if brains could be borrowed i would have surely lent you mine.

10. My love for you is like diarohea. I can’t hold it in.

My love for you is like diarohea

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Go straight. Washroom is on left hand side.

11. Your dad must have been a thief, because he stole all the stars in the sky and put them in your eyes.

I want to give myself to you

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You must go and get a checkup of your eyes. Look them carefully, they are just eyeballs.

12. You must be tired, because you’ve been running through my mind all night.

You must be tired

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Hmm. Now take her to doctor, bring fruits and give her rest. She will recover soon. She is not an athlete.

13. Hey, can I take your picture to prove to my friends that angels do exist?

Hey can I take your picture to prove to my friends

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This is a sweet and a girly awwwww one, but look I don’t have wings.

14. Can I take a picture with you? I want to show my mom what I want for my birthday.

Can I take a picture with you

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And your sweet mom will accept her, right? Damn, she will slap you and lock you in a room. Then she will click your picture and upload it on a matrimonial site. LOL

15.Is it hot in here or is it just you?

Is it hot in here or is it just you

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Trust me guys, it never work. She will give you a punch to realise how hot your cheek will become after a slap or punch. If you wanna try it, you can.

16. I want to give myself to you.

I want to give myself to you

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But she don’t accept cheap gifts. So be practical, boys.

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