46 things I learnt after getting enrolled in an engineering college.

Listed Below Are A portion of The Things That I Adapted In the wake of Getting Enlisted in a Engineering College and Burning through four Long Years in it:

1. The number of girls is to boys is worse than Haryana’s sex ratio.

The number of girls is to boys is worse than Haryanas sex ratio1

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2. Engineering is like a black hole ….there is no escape.

Engineering is like a black hole

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3. your grades start sinking faster than titanic

sinking faster than titanic

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4. Singularity seems like a vicious circle from which its not possible to break free.

Singularity seems like a vicious circle

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5. You start wondering if your life has started to resemble like that of the nerds in Big Bang Theory.

You start wondering if your life has started to resemble like

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6. You call a girl tanC/sinC = (SEXY) out loud in public. That is how you flirt.

You call a girl tanC

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7. the last time you slept properly was in the 19th century.

the last time you slept properly was in the 19th century

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8.Exam preparations start on the same day.

Exam preparations start on the same day

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9. still you have mastered the art of somehow passing

still you have mastered the art of somehow passing

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10. NO kidding! you get backs.

NO kidding

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11. Engineers can neither be created nor be destroyed. they get transferred from one hell to another.

Engineers can neither be created nor be destroyed

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12. There is always a nerd who ends up ruining the mass bunk plan.

There is always a nerd who ends up ruining the mass bunk plan

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13. you have become pros to go without sleep for 2 days straight.

you have become pros to go without sleep for 2 days straight

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14. Bathing comes last on the priority list. Deodrants are a life saver!!!!

Bathing comes last on the priority list

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15.Sundays are are 404 error….non existant

Sundays are are 404 error

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16. you love building up things

you love building up things

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17. And dismantling them

And dismantling them

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18. You have mentally murdered almost all of your professors.

You have mentally murdered almost all of your professors

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19. Vivas are similar to Comedy Nights with Professors

Vivas are similar to Comedy Nights with Professors

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20. However re-vivas are not. They are like nightmares.

However revivas are not They are like nightmares

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21. Alpha, Beta and Gamma are like the villains of your life.

Alpha Beta and Gamma are like the villains of your life

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22. Math should really get over its X…she has moved on. End of Story.

Math should really get over its X

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23. You end up watching the whole season of Breaking Bad just before the day of the exams.

You end up watching the whole season

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24. studying starts the nest day…Offcource

studying starts the nest day

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25. People call you nerds…but you proudly call yourselves as ‘Intellectual Badasses’

People call you nerds

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26.Your handwriting can give competition to the doctors.

Your handwriting can give competition to the doctors

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27. Free food and Free wifi can practically make us do anything.

Free food and Free wifi can practically make us do anything

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28. Nosy auntijis often call you “marraige Material” for their ‘dollys’ and ‘pinkys’

Nosy auntijis often call you

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29. Your social life collapses

Your social life collapses

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30. Last benches are always reserved.

Last benches are always reserved

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31. you drink more coffee than water.

you drink more coffee than water

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32. You feel as if you are the only single guys on the entire earth.

You feel as if you are the only single guys on the entire earth

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33. ‘Doston mein baitha Mein sutta pi rha’…..(no elaboration needed ;P)

Doston mein baitha Mein sutta pi rha

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34. You are an atheist until the exams approach. (bas is baar paas karva do Bhagwan ji pleeeej)

You are an atheist until the exams approach

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35. But you eventually manage to fail even with the grace marks

But you eventually manage to fail even with the grace marks

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36. You have , at least for once tried to make your own Iron Man suit

You have  at least for once tried to make your own Iron Man suit

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37. And sonic death ray

And sonic death ray

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38. You swear by Sci-fi Movies

You swear by Sci fi Movies

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39. ‘My syllabus is finally complete’…said no engineer ever

My syllabus is finally complete

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40. until he is drunk…. Well frankly not even then.

until he is drunk

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41. The dressing sense for most of the engineers is like Kamal R Khan…….It SUCKS

The dressing sense for most of the engineers is like Kamal

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42. that random Verma Uncle who said, ‘engineering mein bahut scope hai’ …is still in your black list.

that random Verma Uncle who said

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43. The guy who came up with the tag ‘Forever Alone’ is surely an engineer

The guy who came up with the tag

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44. Are you a guy or a nerd? Be prepared to be bhai-zoned, buddy!

Are you a guy or a nerd

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45. You have more trips to the Xerox shop than to the lecture class.

You have more trips to the Xerox shop than to the lecture class

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46. Your brain is so used up that no one would buy it even on OLX

Your brain is so used up that no one would buy it even on OLX

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